Friday, September 9, 2011

Creepy Crappy Case!


Mattel is booming with new Monster High products!
It's like they keep vomiting out of Mattel's mouth like they were possessed by some awesome Universal Studios Classic Monster!
However, this  market saturation may be their only hope in the new battle of the Bratz!
ANYWAY
Because it's Mattel crappy products ensue!
For example the above Monster High Display Case.
This caused much excitement on Flickr because of the cool coffin design but on further inspection you'll see the huge flaw
IT ONLY FITS THREE DOLLS!
Pretty sucky since there are at least THREE main characters.
Oh. the idea is AWESOME for Mattel because their shrewd designers are fully aware of this in hopes consumers just buy TWO!
BRILLIANT
For Mattel
SUCKY
For us!
Notice the huge number SIX on the package
Placed there to dissuade you from the fact that the case fits only THREE.
Some impulse buyers may think it fits SIX
BRILLIANT
Don’t be fooled by these marketing Flim Flams!





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